I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
most of them came out REALLY GOOD like
and iron man
but then there’s…
I can’t BREATHE
I’ve got bruises and hickies, stitches and scars.
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
|—||Liz Lemon, s5 e1 The Fabian Strategy (via orangepenguino)|
too little too late